Greetings from Oklahoma, Kronkites! Having flubbed my opportunity to prostitute my encyclopeadic knowledge of historical knowledge to the Educational Testing Service this year and the chance for any, if meager, material benefits that issue from said fee for service arrangements (looks like a two burner cook-top/ no swimming summer UH-GAIN), I am forced to “bob” and “weave”, adapting my epic writing project to current, home-bound realities.
“But that is OK, “ said the Red Stripe, throwing punches in the air, exhaling at the arm’s fullest extension, shuffling from foot to foot, ACTUALLY bobbing and weaving. “Sometimes, life throws a curve ball. “ Wait… wrong sport. “Sometimes life throws a hook punch.”
There is plenty to observe and comment upon in the Four-Oh-Five. So, long-time Kronkites, I present...
The Oklahomicron
Volume 1, Issue 1: "I'm a teather!"
Volume 1, Issue 2: "Greetings from Mother
Nature's Red-Headed Step Child!"
Volume 1, Issue 3: "Life at the Liquor Store Life Leshons"
“But that is OK, “ said the Red Stripe, throwing punches in the air, exhaling at the arm’s fullest extension, shuffling from foot to foot, ACTUALLY bobbing and weaving. “Sometimes, life throws a curve ball. “ Wait… wrong sport. “Sometimes life throws a hook punch.”
There is plenty to observe and comment upon in the Four-Oh-Five. So, long-time Kronkites, I present...
The Oklahomicron
Volume 1, Issue 1: "I'm a teather!"
Volume 1, Issue 2: "Greetings from Mother
Nature's Red-Headed Step Child!"
Volume 1, Issue 3: "Life at the Liquor Store Life Leshons"